Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I pour the whiskey from now on
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
