Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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