She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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