in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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