so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
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the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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