just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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