how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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