You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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