Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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