Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
They have beer where we have blood.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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