thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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