i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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