I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Boobs speak an international language.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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