Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
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Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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