doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
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thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
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I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
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