I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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