A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
porn star boner night. come get it.
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At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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