let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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