I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
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his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
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You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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