Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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