Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
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I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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