If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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