u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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