Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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