I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
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They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
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