My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
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