Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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