i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Randomize
