three words: i give head
three words: not that well
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
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Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
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Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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