after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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