Me too!
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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