Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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