so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
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When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
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