whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
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A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
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is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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