I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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