it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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