margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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