my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Floor bacon is actually really good
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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