I must be too annoying 4 u.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Randomize
