I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
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Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
wow bdsm is so cute
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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