Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
The air was thick with penises
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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