from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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