she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
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well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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