I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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