This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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