That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Do vagina's smell?
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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