just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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