Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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