the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
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I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
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I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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