these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
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Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
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On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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