I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
Randomize
