i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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