After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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