I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
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